somuchforemily

This one of my favorite scenes from Daria.

"I have none so I said nothing"

phone-less for the night!

LOL I’m having a GREAT week/month/life.

Why anything?

I don’t know if I fell asleep wearing these or if button is to blame (she woke me up at four am because she was meowing and had slapped my glasses to the floor) but they are totally unwearable now :-(

I don’t know if I fell asleep wearing these or if button is to blame (she woke me up at four am because she was meowing and had slapped my glasses to the floor) but they are totally unwearable now :-(

God damn it.

This morning on my way to work there was an accident on Market St. so I got on the highway. On the highway I was behind this huge semi and it swerved into the next lane a little bit so I was looking at that situation (and the situation of people entering the highway from Brittain Rd. & needing to join my lane) and didn’t see the huge shrubbery thing the truck was swerving to avoid until it was too late. So of course I hit it, hard, and it jams into my car.

This happens right before the exit and my car feels ok so I figure I’ll check it out in the parking deck because there isn’t even anywhere to stop before the parking deck unless I drive in the opposite direction. Well when I was waiting to get in the deck and the dude ahead of me gets out and pulls the shrub-thing out of my bumper area (nice/kind of him but embarrassing) and chucks it to the side. [side note he parked on a different floor so I didn’t get to properly thank him].

When I parked and looked at my car the tire seemed ok but the bumper is all fucked up! A plastic grill looking piece is missing and the paint’s all tore up. I’m pissed & I don’t know if I should call my insurance company. I don’t want to deal with any sort of deductible but I want a new bumper!

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Kumail Nanjiani

It took you 6 days to reply to my text so don’t expect me to text back for at least like 45 seconds.
Fast Eddie (via nevver)
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Baby’s first goldfish (she actually tried to eat it)!

Yum!

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Baby’s first goldfish (she actually tried to eat it)!

Yum!