January 2011
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last night
I had a dream about my livejournal page, which looked nothing like my actual abandoned livejournal.
And this was followed up by a dream about scanning microfilm. Christ.
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I was reading a column in the newspaper called “Utah’s gun appreciation day” and there’s a sentence which went, “The terror of the National Rifle Association is so pervasive that President Bar-” and because of the columns the line was cut off there and in my head I filled in with “President Bartlet” because I’m dumb.
The terror of the...
incessant, adj.
The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That...
– David Levithan, The Lover’s Dictionary
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Paul F. Tompkins (65)
Aimee Mann (18)
Jay-Z (9)
Kanye West (5)
A-1 (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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tl;dr
Sunday/Monday night I had the craziest dream. I was standing outside my house with someone and saw four (all different shapes) spaceships flying in formation. Somehow, because of the spaceships there were suddenly airplanes everywhere but they were crumpling up and falling out of the sky. A large thing (shaped like a bomb, but it didn’t explode like a bomb) crashed into my neighbor’s...
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Lies My Lotion Told Me:
Clinically shown to sooth and moisturize skin for 24 hours.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Paul F. Tompkins (10)
Girl Talk (7)
Jay-Z (3)
Whatever You Want (2)
The Cast Of Buffy The Vampire Slayer (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
edit: what a weird week for me.
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Here We Go: An excerpt from Snooki's new book, or:... →
Frankie moaned and pressed Gia’s body hard against his. His chest felt like a brick wall against her softness. Gia imagined herself melting, turning to mush against his rock-hard muscles.
He was granite elsewhere, too. No steroid shrinkage here, obviously. “I could hang my entire summer…
I refuse to believe this is an actual book that was actually published.
obviously.
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Ugh my grandpa is using ask.com as his default search engine.
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life:
Sound works on my computer now. I did nothing to fix it and nothing to make it stop working.
Oh well.
Just going to count my blessings, blare “dirt off your shoulders” and wash some cat blankets (too much shedding).
No chrome on the wheels, I’m a grown-up for real.
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My Morning:
had a weird dream about being in jr high but there were vampires or something
woke up late
had leftover steak for breakfast but not a lot because it wasn’t very good
decided to make hot chocolate and ended up spilling it on my desk and floor
tried to watch a gossip girl episode on my computer but for some reason the sound isn’t working (except to make a noise when I unplugged my...
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I haven't been to the gym since October.
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