GEORGE: Hey, I think I may have found someone for the scholarship.
JERRY: Yeah?
GEORGE: I’m interviewing all these annoying little overachievers.. finally, this kid walks in - Steven Koren - a regular guy.. likes sports.. watches T.V..
JERRY: Is he smart?
GEORGE: (Defensively) He knows how to read. And he also knows finishing an entire book doesn’t prove anything. And get this: he’s into architecture.
JERRY: Hey! Just like you pretend to be.
GEORGE: Yes. With a little guidance, Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real. That’s my dream, Jerry.
JERRY: I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!(via The Van Buren Boys)
I don’t know which part I like better. George, defensively explaining that the kid can read or Jerry’s dream about getting eaten by a hamburger.
